Hardware Defense
KofeNot™: Make Your Laptop Coffee Shop-Friendly™

One Tilt. Two Problems Solved

Tier-1 supplier & IP holder

KofeNot™ Tilt is a pocket laptop stand that tilts devices for spill prevention, while serving as an ergonomic, versatile stand for laptops, tablets, and phones.

Engineered Incline

1. laptop should not be your neck killer.

2. coffee should not be your laptop killer.

liquid damage remains one of the primary causes of laptop failure in offices, cafés, conferences, and coworking spaces. a flat device turns a minor spill into a motherboard incident within seconds.

kofenot™ tilt introduces a calculated incline — just enough to redirect liquid away from the keyboard intake and internal components. instead of pooling into the chassis, spills move outward and off the device.

that angle creates what we call the golden minute: critical time to disconnect power and prevent short-circuit damage. one minute can mean the difference between wiping the surface and replacing a $2,000 machine.

the same incline elevates the screen to a more natural viewing position.

  • • less neck flexion
  • • less shoulder rounding

better posture without adding bulk or setup complexity. [CITE: 3]

Protection and ergonomics are not separate. They are the result of the same precise angle. That’s the system.

Public Setting

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visualizing the 0.06 lb "feather-light" intervention. precision injection molded rohs abs.

status: utility patent-pending

Technical Layout

Technical Specifications

Compliance

RoHS

RoHS Certified (LEAD FREE)

DOWNLOAD SGS CERTIFICATE

Dimensions (Folded)

3.4" L × 2.4" W × 0.4" H

Branding Area

2.0" L × 1.6" W (Flat Surface)

Unit Weight

0.06 lb (Ultra-Lightweight)

Material & Hinge

Precision ABS / Satisfying closing "Clatch"

High-Value Real Estate

Native Brand Integration

  • 2.0" x 1.6" Print Surface: Ready for OEM Decoration. Optimized for corporate identity.
  • Desk-Dominance: Moving beyond disposable swag, KofeNot™ keeps your IP in front of decision-makers daily.
  • Attention-Grabber - The "Clatch": A premium satisfying mechanical fidget-closure draws eyes and ensures user retention. In a quiet office or a busy event, the KofeNot™ clatch is your brand’s heartbeat.
Blank Wholesale Unit

Sample Only

>>> [Ships Blank / Ready for OEM]

TAP TO PLAY/PAUSE

No setup required

Build Quality

No adhesives, no magnets, no moving parts. Only gravity and geometry. Best use on a standard-height table.

Precision Geometry

• Open laptop to maximum and rest its hinge on top rib.
• Works in either orientation for different hinges.
• Relax your forearms on the table for better ergonomics.

Compatible Devices

Primary

Laptops with hinges

Secondary

Tablets & Phones

Tier-1 Direct Fulfillment

Direct-from-Holder inventory. Rapid deployment for global events.

Dispatch In-Stock: 24-48h
OEM: 18-24 Days
Logistics FOB: California
Global: DAP/DDP
Materials High-Impact ABS
ROHS Compliant
Protection Patent-Pending
TM Reg: KofeNot™
Unit Price Volume Tier Logistics Action
$21.99 Evaluation Sample
MSRP: $14.99
Credited Toward Bulk Order
Shipping Included
Get Sample
$5.99 100-Unit Case
$599 total (7 lbs)
24-48h Dispatch
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Purchase Case
$4.75 500-Unit Master Case ⭐
$2,375 Total (32 lb)
Immediate Dispatch
⚡ PRIORITY OVERNIGHT ELIGIBLE
Purchase Case
$3.95 1,000 Units (2 Master Cases)
$3,950 total (63 lb)
FedEx Heavy Ground
Or inquire LTL Freight
Purchase Case
Custom 5,000+ Units Licensing
Custom color + OEM branding
Freight Quote Required
ACH / Wire Accepted
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Note: Expedite requests are subject to Tier-1 verification and supplemental invoicing.

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Logistics & Compliance All shipments are **FOB Origin**. Title and risk of loss pass to the Buyer upon delivery to carrier. Flat-rate shipping applies to 48 contiguous US. For AK, HI, PR, or international, contact partners@kofenot.com
Terms of Sale Due to wholesale nature, all sales are final. KofeNot™ is a patent-pending technology. Units may not be resold on 3rd-party marketplaces without express written consent. Reverse engineering is strictly prohibited.View Full Terms