1. COFFEE SHOULD NOT BE YOUR LAPTOP KILLER.
2. LAPTOP SHOULD NOT BE YOUR NECK KILLER.

After losing two laptops to accidental spills, the inventor engineered KofeNot™ to solve a recurring failure for millions of laptop users. On the Appalachian Trail, she was known for carrying the lightest thru-hike pack. KofeNot is manufactured for tech-dense environments fitting ultralight philosophy.

Engineering Directive: One feature must solve multiple problems without increasing weight.

Contact:

Partners@kofenot.com

Founder: KofeNot™ IP Holder

"Strategic blank canvas for Tier-1 brands."

KofeNot™ Tilt

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when $3 saves $1,000

Status: Patent-Pending Origin: California, USA Asset Class: Hardware Defense Ref: DOSSIER_V2.0_2026

Total Loss

Fig 01. SPILLS ACCOUNT FOR 60% OF ALL LAPTOP ACCIDENTS. WITH OVER 40M REPAIRS ANNUALLY IN THE U.S. ALONE, LIQUID EXPOSURE IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF PREVENTABLE MOTHERBOARD EXPIRATION.
Result: $800+ REPAIR COST OR TOTAL ASSET LOSS.

Golden Minute Recovery

Fig 02. 20° Deflection Vector. Redirects liquid volume away from internal architecture, providing the "Golden Minute" to initiate emergency asset preservation protocols.
Result: significant reduction of hardware loss.

HUMAN ROI

Fig 03. Dual-Purpose Utility. Optimized cervical alignment reduces neck strain while insuring the hardware. High-utility desk real estate for your brand.
Result: Sustainable productivity.

Technical Specifications

Material

RoHS High-Impact ABS

Mass

0.06 LB (Ultralight)

Dimensions

3.4" x 2.4" x 0.4" (Folded)

Closure

Mechanical Clatch™ Snap

Manufacturing & Compliance

• Zero Adhesives / Zero Magnets / 100% Mechanical
• Precision Injection Molded
• Origin: FOB California Hub
• Status: Patent-Pending Hardware Defense

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[PHOTO_REF: KOFENOT_PACKAGING] Kofenot Packaging

Units are individually polybagged for asset preservation during high-volume transport. Optimized for minimal shipping footprint.

Strategic B2B Brand Placement

Designed as high-status desktop real estate for Tier-1 agencies. KofeNot functions as a hardware insurance tool that keeps your brand in the user's primary line of sight during every working hour.

Custom Branding Area 2.0" x 1.6" (Center Chassis)

Application Process UV Print / Laser Engrave

Optimized for high-fidelity corporate identity integration

Wholesale Procurement

Inventory: California, USA

Unit Price	Volume Tier	Lead Time	Logistics
$5.99	100 Units	1-2 Business Days	Express Available
$4.75 ★	500 Units	Immediate Dispatch	Priority Overnight Eligible
$3.95	1,000 Units	24-48h Dispatch	LTL Freight Options

• FOB: California Warehouse • Payment: Credit / ACH / Wire • Custom 5,000+ Production: Available upon request

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1. COFFEE SHOULD NOT BE YOUR LAPTOP KILLER. 2. LAPTOP SHOULD NOT BE YOUR NECK KILLER.